Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Megan Winslow, Hair Stylist

I haven’t had the best luck with Bay Area hair stylists. My first, a Belmont-based girl with Rihanna-red hair, “concealed” my gray streak with a platinum blond, skunk-like stripe. I didn’t speak the same language as the Palo Alto stylist and thus communicated via hand signals and horrified facial expressions. The Campbell hairdresser cut an excellent bob, but she retired soon after our appointment to enter the lucrative wedding updo racket. And so, upon relocating to Cupertino, I decided to select my new stylist based on the most stringent criterion: her name.

I’m aware of self-described “woman of all trades” Realtor “Megan Winslow” who resides in Massachusetts and a Roald Dahl Fangirl “Megan Winslow” with the Pinterest boards of a wannabe foodie. A Piano Teacher “Mrs. Megan Winslow” lives in Oklahoma and a blue-eyed, overly pursed-lipped brunette masquerades as “Megan Winslow” on Twitter.  But I first learned of Hair Stylist “Megan Winslow” a few months ago when Googling my name for an article written by Journalist “Megan Winslow.” Turns out, my “Anti-Fart Juice” opus is outranked by the listing for a salon owner based in Cupertino. And she works less than a mile from my house.  For better or worse, I would trust her with my tresses.


My paramount concern was determining how to reveal myself to this woman, a stranger in all but name. If I booked my appointment by telephone, she might think me a prankster. If I scheduled through her online booking system, she’d think I was a confused dumbass. Ultimately, I decided to introduce myself in person. I would keep my driver’s license handy and flash it like a hall pass should she question my membership within the exclusive “Megan Winslow” club.

But Hair Stylist Megan Winslow operates her salon through one of those multi-business shopping center spaces and occupies her booth for scheduled appointments only. Twice I wandered into the building and scoped out her portion of the rental, but the lights were off and the door locked. I settled for pocketing one of her business cards.

Weeks went by. I kept Hair Stylist Megan Winslow’s business card in my wallet and amused myself by flashing it at confused friends and co-workers whenever conversation lagged. My hair grew scraggly, the gray streak even grayer.
Desperation set in, and I finally reconsidered the online scheduling route.

My appointment took place on a Saturday morning, and the building entrance was locked when I arrived, so I keyed Hair Stylist Megan Winslow’s booth number into the keypad.  And then she was there, blond and pretty. She was, I noted, several years younger than me – a slight irritant, but one that solidified my superior claim to the name.

“Hi,” I said. “I’m Megan Winslow.”

She smiled.

“Oh good. I thought someone was confused about the scheduling system and mistakenly entered my name as the client.”

You mean, my name, I thought. But I shook her hand anyway.

Hair Stylist Megan Winslow and I spent my hour-long appointment comparing lives. She’s from Tracy and has a younger sister too – not, disappointingly, named Hailey. I told her about my childhood in Florida and confessed to yanking out the gray hairs assaulting my side part. Like any good hair stylist, she gently scolded me.

Hair Stylist Megan Winslow is getting married this month and plans to adopt her husband’s last name afterward.

“It will be weird,” she said. “I’ve always been Megan Winslow. I don’t know what it will feel like not being Megan Winslow.”


Traitor, thought part of me. The other part, the psycho, possessive bit, felt relief; Silicon Valley couldn’t possibly accommodate two Megan Winslows.

1 comment:

  1. It can be your lifelong quest! Back in the day I had a friend who checked in phonebooks (when there were still white pages) wherever she traveled for her last name - which was unusual.

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